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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Scientists say a tiny brown moth navigates 600 miles using stars — just like humans and birds - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Report: Steelers, Dolphins renew talks about a trade for Jonnu Smith - NBC Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

The Secret to Living Past 100? Scientists Say It Could Be Hidden in This Small Italian Village - SciTechDaily

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Inside J.J. Spaun's Arizona Home as He Claims Surprising U.S. Open Win - Realtor.com

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hoops Rumors Has The Latest On NBA Draft, Free Agency - MLB Trade Rumors

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Thumbs down again.

Dying Light: The Beast launches August 22 - Gematsu

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

7-Day No-Sugar, High-Protein Meal Plan for Healthy Aging, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell

share office space ...

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trump and Washington Are Making Tons of Noise. Why the Stock Market Will Be Just Fine. - Barron's

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Several people killed in school shooting in Austria's second biggest city, police say - NBC News

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

What kind of person does a narcissist hate?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly